What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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His matey told him he needed an iPatch