What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.