What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.