What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Marry Woman Jokes More Marry Woman Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....