What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him