What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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How about bleeding white

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What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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When it gets a handle on life.

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Ice is

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight