What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!