What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.