What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!