What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind