What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

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What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.