A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Because they use their head.
The first herd shot round the world!
They were both shot in Vegas!
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
Any way you like, they have to forgive you!
They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
She had no sense of porpoise.
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Sinner of Gravity
Elron Hubbard
