What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard