What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard