What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.