What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

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Their balls are just for decoration

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Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Their balls are just for decoration.

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Treeson.

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Their balls are only for decoration.

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The balls are just for decoration.