What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.