Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.