Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.