How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.