How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Pollock Jokes More Pollock Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!