How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Pollock Jokes More Pollock Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo