Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters