What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.