What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.