Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...