A hot diggity dog.
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Sparky.
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
They like to get a long little doggie.
A Wienerschnitzel.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
High Moon!
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
A bull shiht
It was a shih-tzu
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
Because it was out of tuna.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Stopping it with a shovel!
9/11 beams
Because they have nerves of steel
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
