What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.