What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.