What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.