What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.