Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a maltese shih tzu?

An abortion.

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Gnus papers.

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Jail-birds !

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A poodle split in half.

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Iran, Iraq, I lost

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Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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In a bucket.

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.