What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

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English Jokes More English Jokes

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

Long Word Jokes More Long Word Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.