What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!

Recommend Jokes More Recommend Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.