What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"