What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.