What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.