Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.