Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half