Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.