What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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How do you spell coward?

S-O-N-Y

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half