What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

How does it spell?

dg".

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What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car