What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.