What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.