Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.
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A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
I'm really sodie pop.
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
They were in a relationship!
It's the one that always sinks....
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Because they were for test porpoise only
Because he always took the low road.
the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3
They're all dead!
DINO-MITE!
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.
By doing Squats.
what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?
I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
