Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

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What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross