Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.