Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur?

Dino-mite.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.