Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur?

Dino-mite.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Squat Jokes More Squat Jokes

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !