Zodiac Sign Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

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What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !