Zodiac Sign Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!