Zodiac Sign Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

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What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?

A baked bean

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself