What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."