ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
American.
Purr-tuguese
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example "Yes"
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*