What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.