What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.