What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.