What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.