What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.