Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
We both burn gas.
A senior high school math problem.
Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
To the RESTaurant.
I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.
With a search party.
asking for a friend
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Edamame.
They only have one I.
Eggnog-stic.
Reality *cries in the corner*
