I. Jokes

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

What do you call a cow who's had an abortion?

A: De-calf-i-nated.

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.