How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."