How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible