How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.