How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.