How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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How can you make seven even?

How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the difference between U and I?

J

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.