How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt