I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)
He heard the snow blower was coming.
Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
So I thanked him and went back home.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
They don't have the right koalfications!
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because they lost an I.
I replied "Typo".
A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
