Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

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What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.