I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
He got Pasta-toots.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Because they came from afar.
Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now
Aftermath
through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
A Defective!
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Britney Spears
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
U and I.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Bye, son.
A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Now, I tweet them
