Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........"

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What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))