Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Because he came second.
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
This guy.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Iran so far away
Because the C-section is always messy.
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
Because there are twenty of them.
Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.
