What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.