What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.