What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Child Hospital Jokes More Child Hospital Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.