What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Who got there first?

The drone.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."