Syrian Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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because it provides cavity protection

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he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs