Syrian Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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Just out of Curiosity...

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone