Syrian Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof