Syrian Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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He was told not to play with his food.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Integration Jokes More Integration Jokes

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.