Syrian Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city