What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Syrian Refugee Jokes More Syrian Refugee Jokes

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

Integration Jokes More Integration Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.