What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.