What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.