What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.