What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Who lives in the white house?

the black man

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four