What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.