A couch can support a family
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
One can actually support a family.
Namaste
It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
because polly wanted a cracker
Your family has impeccable taste.
A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.