What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"