What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)