What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!