What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.