How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this