How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.