How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.