Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.