Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !