Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !