Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!