Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!