Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.