Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.