Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell