What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming