What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

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Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.