What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Why was the snowman infertile?

He had snow balls

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.