What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.