What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!