What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !