What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!