What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.