What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger