What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.