What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger