What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

What do you call tubing in Winnipeg?

Mani-tubing