What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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What do you call tubing in Winnipeg?

Mani-tubing

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.