Seaman Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What does a boat have in common with a ballsack?

They both have a lot of seamen

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What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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