Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.