Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.