Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.