Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

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Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.