What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.