What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What do you call empathetic bovine?

understand bull

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.