What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.