What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What do you call a hard working midget?

A little elbow grease just thought of this one

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.