What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation