What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation