What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.