Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together?

A Nguyen Nguyen situation.

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.