Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.