Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Grasp Jokes More Grasp Jokes

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.