What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

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How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.