What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.