What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...